Bloat — Unisex Fitted T-Shirt

A familiar phrase, reframed with a heavier point of view.

This design plays on a bloat—the collective noun for hippos—giving a classic saying a literal, slightly deadpan twist.

Featuring a lineup of hippos and bold, graphic typography, it leans into the idea that sometimes the rule isn’t poetic—it’s just accurate.

Features: With side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape, tear-away label

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% combed ring spun cotton; heather colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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